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Jan. 17th, 2008

Koizumi

Nightmares

Drabble drabble drabble... supposed to be for 30Ki but there's no kiss in this one and it seemed improper to put one in... well, if I give it a different ending... XD It's not that good... at all. It rambles.



Title: Nightmares

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Pairings/Characters: Suzumiya Haruhi, Koizumi Itsuki

Disclaimer: The SOS Brigade and Co. are property of Nagaru Tanigawa

Word Count: 530

Summary: Violent dreams with violent ends



Nightmares )




©Plot by Elizabeth Caldwell, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and all related are property of Nagaru Tanigawa

Edits and Concrit are always welcome

Oct. 15th, 2007

Crack!Fic

Haruhiism

Such a crack fic, but it made me giggle.



Title: Haruhiism

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Pairings/Chracters: Haruhi, Kyon, Koizumi

Disclaimer: The SOS Brigade and Co. are property of Nagaru Tanigawa

Word Count: 429

Summary: The power of words.



Haruhiism )



©Plot by Elizabeth Caldwell, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and all related are property of Nagaru Tanigawa
Edits and Concrit are always welcome

Sep. 19th, 2007

WTFucketh?

Tradition: Part One

In honor of "Talk Like a Pirate Day," I bring a fic! Not really, I've actually had this on my hard drive for a while but was never quite... happy with it. But with some encouragement and a little push from the good folks at 30Kisses (deadlines ahoy!) I've decided to post it.


Title: Tradition: Part One

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Pairings/Characters: Haruhi, Koizumi

Disclaimer: The SOS Brigade and Co. are property of Nagaru Tanigawa

Word Count: 1,143

Summary: Can't have your cake and eat it too.

Notes: Written for 30 Kisses, slightly inspired by real life, and this is the fluffiest thing I could come up with for this pairing (angst is so easy for this, but fluff? That's the hard stuff right there)



Tradition: Part One )


©Plot by Elizabeth Caldwell, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and all related are property of Nagaru Tanigawa



Edits and concrit always welcome

Jul. 15th, 2007

Writer's Block

Good Night

So... writer's block. Yeah.



Little ficlet I spewed out at one o'clock at night, a sleepy fic from a sleepy girl. Not a very good one either I've gotta say. I'm no good at the short one-shots X_X



Title: Good Night

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Pairings/Characters: Haruhi, Koizumi

Disclaimer: The SOS Brigade and Co. are property of Nagaru Tanigawa

Word Count: 440

Summary: Time for bed little ones.

Notes: A response to the 30 Kisses challenge, I figured I'd better write something before I forgot how to entirely >_X



Good Night )

©Plot by Elizabeth Caldwell, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and all related are property of Nagaru Tanigawa



Edits and concrit always welcome


Meh, not my favorite. Whatever. G'night all!

Jun. 2nd, 2007

Adventure Time

The Confusion of the SOS Brigade: Chapter Two

Inspired by the release of the English Haruhi DVD to get my ass moving and finish this last scene here... wasn't too hard either. Considering it's 3:30 in the morning, I'd say this is pretty good.



Title: The Confusion of the SOS Brigade

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Chapter: Two

Disclaimer: The SOS Brigade and Co. are property of Nagaru Tanigawa.

Summary: Suzumiya Haruhi isn't in the dark any longer thanks to a mysterious entity with hidden motives.


Previous Chapters: Prolouge

Chapter One



The Confusion of the SOS Brigade: Chapter Two )



©Plot by Elizabeth Caldwell, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and all related are property of Nagaru Tanigawa


Edits and concrit always welcome. (espically since I finished and posted this at four in the morning ^_^)

Mar. 11th, 2007

Koizumi

The Confusion of the SOS Brigade: Chapter One

Re-posting this first chapter here, I didn't really like it the first time around. Second chapter coming probably mid-week (depends on how much time I can get in Journalism)



Title: The Confusion of the SOS Brigade

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Chapter: One

Disclaimer: The SOS Brigade and Co. are property of Nagaru Tanigawa.

Summary: Suzumiya Haruhi isn't in the dark any longer thanks to a mysterious entity with hidden motives.


Previous Chapters: Prolouge

The Confusion of the SOS Brigade: Chapter One )



©Plot by Elizabeth Caldwell, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and all related are property of Nagaru Tanigawa


Edits and concrit always welcome.

Mar. 10th, 2007

Legal Weed

Pirate Story: Chapter One "The Beginings of an Adventure"

Still in need of editing.



Title: [Untitled for the moment]

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Chapter: 1 "The Beginings of an Adventure"

Summary: The story of Vegas the pirate and her various accomplices.


Pirate Story: Chapter One )


©Elizabeth Caldwell, 3/9/07

Edits and concrit always welcome.

Feb. 13th, 2007

Love

Valentine's Day

Last one!

Title: Valentine's Day

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Pairing/Characters: Koizumi, Haruhi

Disclaimer: The SOS Brigade and Co. are property of Nagaru Tanigawa.

Word Count: 1,243

Dedication: For my valentine Jo! I love ya dear, espically now that I've been hooked on alt pairings XD

Summary: While he had enough chocolate to provide a snack for the next few days, Koizumi was hoping for something a little more... special.


Valentine's Day )


©Plot by Elizabeth Caldwell, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and all related are property of Nagaru Tanigawa


Edits and concrit always welcome.
Momiji

Shift of Power

Second out of three one-shots I've got with me.



Title: Shift of Power

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Pairing/Characters: Koizumi, Haruhi

Disclaimer: The SOS Brigade and Co. are property of Nagaru Tanigawa.

Word Count: 2,065
Summary: One of the best things to get a ball rolling is an impromptu date.



Shift of Power )


©Plot by Elizabeth Caldwell, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and all related are property of Nagaru Tanigawa



Edits and concrit always welcome.
No Heart Warming Stories

A Painful Relationship

Three fics tonight, all three one-shots, all three Koizumi/Haruhi (one-sided), one for Valentine's Day ^_^ I was on a role! It's my first shot at some sort of romantic fic so be nice in your concrit please.



Title: A Painful Relationship

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Pairing/Characters: Koizumi, Haruhi, mention of Kyon

Disclaimer: The SOS Brigade and Co. are property of Nagaru Tanigawa.

Word Count: 365 (the same number of days in a year! Whoa!)

Summary: If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.



A Painful Relationship )


©Plot by Elizabeth Caldwell, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and all related are property of Nagaru Tanigawa



Edits and concrit always welcome.

Dec. 25th, 2006

The Places We'll Go

Rizu's Christmas Poem

It's Christmas, so I created a poem. A bad poem, but a poem none the less. No, I'm not being modist, it's just that bad. I've never been a poet.



Title: Rizu's Christmas Poem

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: Ranma 1/2

Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi while Kurizu, Kotori, and Jhim all belong to me.

Summary: In the spirit of Christmas, Rizu dons her Santa costume and spreads a little holiday cheer. A spin off of Plan B.


Rizu's Christmas Poem )



©Ranma ½ is property of Rumiko Takahashi; Original Characters of Plan B property of Elizabeth Caldwell

Edits and concrit always welcome.

Dec. 23rd, 2006

The Better Person

The Confusion of the SOS Brigade: Prolouge

I've finally got it written down. Some of it anway.



Title: The Confusion of the SOS Brigade

Author: Nonplussed Pirate

Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Chapter: Prolouge

Disclaimer: The SOS Brigade and Co. are property of Nagaru Tanigawa.

Summary: Suzumiya Haruhi isn't in the dark any longer thanks to a mysterious entity with hidden motives.


The Confusion of the SOS Brigade: Prolouge )

©Plot by Elizabeth Caldwell, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and all related are property of Nagaru Tanigawa

Edits and concrit always welcome.

Dec. 21st, 2006

Crack!Fic

The Quest for the Perfect Egg Roll!

The Quest! )


©Elizabeth Caldwell, 12/21/06

Edits and concrit always welcome.

Dec. 19th, 2006

Pirate

Pirate Story: Prolouge "Damsel in Distress"

Because I have no title for this as of yet, we'll just call it Pirate Story.



©Elizabeth Caldwell, 12/19/06

Edits and concrit always welcome.

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